today i was thinking of telling harold how cool he'd be if he was a human

and after some reflection i thought:
"harold if you were a human you would be like forest whitaker but with a little white hitler 'stache and would go around reciting 'hamlet' all day and being laid back and generally admired by everyone."
and after some additional reflection on that statement i thought:
"harold if you were a human you would be too awesome to exist. that is why god made you a rabbit."

we all know that if charlie was a person he would be a crackhead or a serial killer or both.
a very dangerous character. that might be why he is a rabbit and not a human. i imagine it is difficult to murder very many people when you are two-and-a-half pounds and your face is so fluffy that it impairs your vision.

they both have little white mustaches. they are classy gentlemen.

today i realised that the two literary figures that i most identify with are marla singer and ophelia.

and my first thought should have been "i am a crazy ass bitch" but instead it was "why i am only secondary?"